Saturday

Online Dating Email Correspondence Between Me & "Spiky Hair"

Spiky Hair: maybe more people would write if every pic you had except one did not have your face covered up, looks like you are in hiding.

Me: Hey thanks for trying to "help" or be "deep" or do whatever it is you meant to do, but honestly, I get about 15 emails a day - mostly lame - and I'm sure that if I were to throw my serious sassy glam shots up, it would be over the top ridiculous.

Things are much different when one has a vagina, spiky hair. Now you know.

Happy New Year.

Spiky Hair: ya women think that because they have a vagina they are special, but they feel to realize that every girl has one, just some are more abused than others.

Me: I think you meant "fail" to realize... Hopefully your dick is as big as your mouth.


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